Wind, wind, go away! Come again another day! Wait a minute.....no do not come back, ever!!

Is that unreasonable? I mean, seriously, what good is it?? OK, so it spreads the seeds and pollinates the plants and carries molecular particles around the earth. Um...sure....but....could that happen in a gentle breeze??? NO? Do we really need 30-40 or even 90 MPH wind??? Word around the hood is they clocked 90 MPH winds in Cape Elizabeth last Thursday night. The cause of many, many issues here in our tiny town, leaving SOME people still without power. I just nailed up a board on my broken barn window.

Seriously, Muffin Heads, look what the wind does to The Spurminator's adorable papillon ears -Wind - you are not my friend!